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Free Funny Fart Sounds

Shouldn't you be working, or something?

Here you are, listening to fart sounds. Now why are you so fascinated with farts, anyway? Don't tell us you've turned up the volume on your speakers and are clicking the fart buttons below just to gross out your co-workers, because we really don't want to know that.

By the way, our scientific research (funded by a government grant) has shown that 87.3% of the people who come to our site are male. We're currently doing another study to determine if it really is true that a Y chromosome is required to enjoy this fart site. We'll see. In the mean time, have at it.

Click buttons to hear fart sounds.

		Simple
		Airy
		Hollow
		Piddly
		Short and sweet
		Squeak
		Low down
		Giddy up
		Sweet
		Classic
		Oh, brother
		I'll pretend I didn't hear that
		Get me outta here
		Pul-eese!
		Good one
		Do that again
		Excuse me!!

Shortest Fairytale Ever

Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him. "No," she said and lived happily ever after. She went shopping, never cooked, had a clean house, drank martinis with friends, stayed skinny, had a closet full of shoes and purses and was never farted on.